Kellaway: MARGARET! YOU SON OF A BITCH! The Mask: Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humor. Park Policeman: Bazooka? The Mask: I have a permit for that. funny eyeball glasses? The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life. Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible! Dorian Tyrell: Ice this deadbeat! Orlando: Dorian Tyrell: Shoot him! The Mask: Toro! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Thank you very much. Carry the nine, divide by the gross national product. You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year. Come on!ĭorian Tyrell: Okay, Twinkle-Toes, I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now! The Mask: Okay. Eddie, who did this, man?! WHO!!?Įddie: Him! Him! Look, that's - that's the guy! Dorian Tyrell: That guy dancin' with Tina? He's dead meat. Jackson?ĭriver: Hey, get out of the road! The Mask: I think he wants to communicate! Look at that! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! īobby: Uh, are you on the list? The Mask: Nooooo. I always wanted to say that.ĭialogue Alley Punk: Hey, mister! You got the time? The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby. You know how hard it is to afford an apartment in this city. You really are a great guy, I just can't afford to lose my condo. Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town ? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood !.Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening.
I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay.I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. Dodging bullets with an Elvis Presley voice.After defeating Dorian, with an Eddie G.But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see? In an Italian accent, using a line from an Alka-Seltzer advertisement, after swallowing a bomb, then belching out the explosion.Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA.Thank you! You love me! You really love me! Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas.tell Scarlett I do give a damn! (coughs on thug, a fart is heard) Pardon me. Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark.Uh-oh.can't make the scene if you don't have the green I better make a little stop.Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!.Hold onto your lugnuts - it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!.With these powers, I could be.A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for World Peace! But first. Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! MOVE IT! For my first trick.I'll do something for you, son.It's party time! P-A-R-T- whY? Because I gotta!.